We promise to do our best to equip you with the knowledge and support you need to succeed. Can we guarantee you will be famous? Nope. Your journey is yours, and we’re just happy to be part of it (unless you ghost us, in which case, we’ll assume you made it big and forgot about the people who helped you get there, ahem, cough, cough). We’ll never share your information with third parties, and we’ll never say or post anything bad about you—unless it’s a roast battle, in which case, no mercy. Most importantly, we know you’re a unique comedian with your own perspective, so we’ll never hand you some carbon-copy, cookie-cutter marketing plan. We’re here to help you stand out, not blend in.